officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level



sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)




alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 





lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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(Source: bakrua)



negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?




(Source: skunkbear)







misterminaj:

aphrodisy:

what is this

this is true love