There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort’s movie death was stupid.
the internet is a danger and i think we all need to be aware of the kind of language our children are using there!!!! here’s a handy slang guide for parents
- OMG: ogle my girth
- BRB: boobs really bounce
- SMH: stroking my hoo-hah
- KMS: kiss my scrotum
- WTF: wow! titty-fucking!
- TTYL: touch titties? yes, let’s.
- JFC: jizz fun, cool!
- PKMN: pokemon
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
- HOT SHOWERS.
- THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
- TIGHT HUGS.
- CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
- FOREHEAD KISSES.
- WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.